Things I Say to Freak Out My Mom -- lil e

1. It's been a really short day.  I don't need to go to sleep.
2. When I grow-up, I'm not going to learn how to drive.  I'm just going to crash into other cars.
3. I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night and come into your room to play on your ipad.
4. Do you call the police with 911?
5. I have a grasshopper stuck in my throat.
6. Mom: I don't want you to run and jump into the deep end without floaties when your babysitter takes you to the pool.   Me:  But, Mom....
7. If I tie this rope around my waist and jump off the balcony, it will catch me.
8. When I get married, I'm going to live with you.