This year has been a big year for me. I was shipped off to preschool at the tender age of two years and 9 months, my mom worked so I didn't spend all day with her and I've grown bigger than grandpa. As my year comes to a close and I suddenly get to spend all day long with my mom, I decided to reflect on a few things I've learned.
1. Snakes like strawberries.
2. It's hard to make a worm out of egg yolks.
3. Walking sticks, although very cool in the backyard, freak me out.
4. If I lock my grandpa out of the house because he gave me a time out for throwing sand at Issy, then I'll get a bigger time out along with a spanking from my dad after he gets back from the grocery store.
5. I want to be a doctor when I grow up.
6. When I crawl under the table to escape my Mom putting me in a time out, I get a longer time out.
7. Life is just better when there is sand to throw.
8. Tearing apart library books is more fun than having them read to me.
9. I tell my poop to stay in when I'm not on the potty but it just doesn't listen to me.
10. Dr. Seuss teaches me everything I need to know.
Later,
lil' e
