When I grow up -- lil' e

When I grow up...

I'm going to be a dragon queen.

I'm going to grow long hair like my Mommy.

I'm going to have a big, big tummy so I can eat lots and lots of food.

I'm going to reach the ceiling with my head.

I'm going to be a Mommy.  (at least I'm talking to God about this.  I don't want to be a boy.)

Later,

lil' e

Things I want to talk to God about -- lil' e

1.  When I get to Heaven can I do more than on squirt of soap to make more bubbles?  Here on earth, I'm restricted to only one squirt.  This is extremely unsatisfying.

2.  Why can't I wear a bra like my Mommy?

3.  It's not really fair God created all the animals.  I want to make my own animal -- a shark/ elephant mix.

4.  I don't like all my teeth.  I only want one big tooth to eat my food with.

5.  Why does gymnastics have warm-ups?  I hate warm-ups.  They make me sad.  So sad that I lay in the middle of the floor and the other kids have to run around me.

6.  Why can't I be big now, all the way up to the ceiling?

7.  I can't wait for my Mom to shrink.  When does this start to happen?

8.  Thank you, God, for making my mom so nice.  She let's me sleep under my bed for naps.  It's much darker under there.  It makes me sleep. 

Later,

lil' e

Things God told me or I Discovered Myself -- lil e

Things I discovered myself....

My mom cries if I pull out our lily pad flowers.  I told her I'd ask God to bring them back.  She told me he won't give them back to me because I didn't take good care of them.  I was very excited when a flower appeared several days later.  I told her, "See Mom, God listens."

Shirts and Pants look better when worn MY way -- With no picture in front and the zipper in the back.

Anyone can have Justin Beiber hair, put your head in the sink, run your fingers through your hair from back to front and then fling your head around.  It's a little wet initially, but after that you'll look just like him!

You can make flowers with your poo-poo.  (in the toilet, of course!)

"We need bats in our house because we have flies in it.  We need to leave the doors open when it gets late so they can come in."

Things God told me:

I'm going to be a dragon queen with good hearing and strong legs.

"to be quiet and only talk to Him because He listens."

"that water goes down my throat and then back up, through a hole and into my brain.  That's how I concentrate."

Later,

lil' e

Things I don't Understand -- Big E

Things I don't understand...

 

why my parents let lil' e do dangerous things.

 

why my parents didn't teach me to ride my bike sooner.

 

why my dad can't spot deer.  They're so easy to find. 

 

why I can't get a kitten.  This makes me sad.

 

how my mom picks up snakes.  

Some things I don't understand but couldn't take pictures for....

why lil' e needs to get naked before going to the bathroom.

why my mom needs to be so serious.

why my mom doesn't listen to my parenting advice.  

(She just needs to put him in time out....a lot.  

Besides, this would keep him from ruining my forts, stuffed animal homes, etc.)